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Show Off Your Terribly Awesome Wine Slogan For A Chance To Win A Wine Tee From Fibers.com!1 min read

Posted on April 3, 2012March 31, 2012 by 1WineDude

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It’s been a while since we’ve done a giveaway, and so when I was contacted by Fibers.com to potentially partner up and give away one of their wine-themed t-shirts I couldn’t resist.

This is primarily because they combine wine with one of my closet indulgences: slogans so bad that they become fantastic. I’m not at all religious, but I’ve long been fascinated with the epically, awesomely terrible slogans posted on church billboards; they are just so heinously good (if that makes sense). For example, some gems that I’ve encountered during my driving travels:

“If you give the devil a ride, sooner or later he’s gonna want to drive.”

“God doesn’t want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!”

“God answers ‘Knee Mail’”

That last one is sooooo wonderfully terrible!

Anyway, you’ve got a chance to win a free, customizable wine t-shirt from Fibers.com just by commenting on this here post! To maximize the fun (for me, anyway!), to become eligible you need only comment here with your favorite terribly awesome wine slogan. Ideally, you’ll come up with puns as wonderfully bad as the ones those churches are able to churn out, only wine-related.

I’m thinking along the lines of “Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art; unless your name is Rudy Kurniawan, in which case it’s probably a federal offense!” or “I once had budding career in wine growing, but the bad economy green-harvested it.” You gotta admit, those are so bad that they could become endearing… anyway…

In one week I will randomly select a winner from the commenters, and contact them via email with the details on how to claim their Tee.

So get commentin’ and show off your creative side!

Cheers – and good luck!

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83 thoughts on “Show Off Your Terribly Awesome Wine Slogan For A Chance To Win A Wine Tee From Fibers.com!1 min read”

  1. @Sedimentblog says:
    April 3, 2012 at 8:26 am

    Life is a Cabernet, old chum…

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 8:31 am

      @Sedimentblog – ah, the old classic…

      1. @Sedimentblog says:
        April 3, 2012 at 8:47 am

        WE'RE old classics!!

        1. 1WineDude says:
          April 3, 2012 at 9:56 am

          Tru dat, @Sedimentblog

  2. Myles says:
    April 3, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Save Water, Drink Wine

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 9:56 am

      Thanks, Myles!

  3. Jeff says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I'm Never Late to Taste Good Grape

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

      Jeff – ohhhhhh, I like that!

  4. SAHMmelier says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Pop a Cork and Breathe

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

      Thanks, SAHMmelier!

  5. Jeff says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:06 am

    On another note – the most poplular wine in New York: "You never take me to Florida!"

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

      Jeff – I think you mean "whine?" ;-)

  6. Jade says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Jesus drank water and wine. Amen.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

      Jade – Amen! :)

  7. tcat says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Instead of complaining, just WINE

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

      tcat – HA!!! Good one…

  8. MyrddinGwin says:
    April 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    After wining, I feel grape!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      MyrddinGwin – ugh! groaner! It's perfect!!! :)

  9. Christine says:
    April 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Juicy, exotic and sultry…..I meant the wine!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      Christine – good one.

  10. Joel Ohmart says:
    April 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Dionysus, god of wine, give me courage reinforce my spine!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      Joel – ha!!

  11. Melissa C. says:
    April 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    A bottle a day helps to stave away the grapes of wrath

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      NIce one, Melissa!

  12. Joel Ohmart says:
    April 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Very nice!

  13. Simon Rush says:
    April 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    I drink therefore I am – Descartes

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      Simon – quite philosophically minded of you!

  14. @eatandrun says:
    April 3, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    It's Wine O'Clock somewhere!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 8:04 pm

      Thanks, @eatandrun – that one is a groaner classic, but I certainly have used it (same with "beer-thirty" :-).

  15. Paul Moe says:
    April 3, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Overheard in Biloxi: "They make some really good red Burgundies over there from that 'pin it in your ear' grape"

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      Paul – HA!!

  16. M G Callahan says:
    April 3, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    oenophiles unite

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 10:29 pm

      M G Callahan – especially when they’ve got bottles in tow! :)

  17. Marsala Wine says:
    April 3, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Wine. Now there's a temporary solution.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 3, 2012 at 10:59 pm

      Marsala – HA! Love it.

  18. Larry hanceje says:
    April 3, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Cork Blocked

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 7:55 am

      Larry – that one might also need a graphic… :)

  19. Aussie Wine Chick says:
    April 4, 2012 at 7:34 am

    This one's "borrowed" but good fun: Wine – now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 7:57 am

      Thanks, Aussie!

  20. WenWAWino says:
    April 4, 2012 at 10:42 am

    If you must drink, call a cab(ernet)

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 10:48 am

      WenWAWino – HA!!!

  21. melisa chappell says:
    April 4, 2012 at 11:15 am

    And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine by santiago Durango

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

      melisa – is that Hemingway? EPIC!!!

  22. mary chappell says:
    April 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 11:58 am

      mary – okay that is kind of a downer… :)

  23. Don says:
    April 4, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I'll get around to it wine it pleases me.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 11:58 am

      Don – ba-dum-DUM! :)

  24. GrapesRGreat says:
    April 4, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    All beer and no wine make Jack a dull boy.

  25. GrapesRGreat says:
    April 4, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Or how about – "Wine – The Ultimate 'Stimulus' Plan"

  26. 1WineDude says:
    April 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Thanks, all – keep 'em coming!

  27. WenWAWino says:
    April 4, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    What a wine-derful world!

    or

    It's a wine-derful life!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 4, 2012 at 8:27 pm

      @WenWAWino – okay, those are terrible. I love them.

  28. Scott says:
    April 4, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    wine me…..dine me……** me!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 7:42 am

      Scott – finally the Playboy influence here rears its head! :)

  29. Suzanne says:
    April 5, 2012 at 6:38 am

    Rise and wine!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 7:42 am

      Thanks, Suzanne!

  30. Elise says:
    April 5, 2012 at 11:42 am

    This is Champagne-specific but pretty trashy:

    Champagne is like a lover. He may not be my first choice but I'm not gonna kick 'im outta bed!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 11:48 am

      Elise – It might be my first choice actually! :)

      1. Elise says:
        April 6, 2012 at 10:03 am

        Agree but only certain champagnes. There are definitely wines that would get kicked out of bed – Yellow Tail anyone? – but probably even the most average champagne would still make the cut. Talk to me about good grower champagne though and it's a whole other story!

        1. 1WineDude says:
          April 6, 2012 at 10:18 am

          Elise – +1 on the Grower Champers!

  31. Fred says:
    April 5, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    "Sutter Home Wines. Taste the Commitment." Oy.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm

      Fred – ooookaaaaayy…..

    2. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      I should add something here: I am not dissing on Sutter Home, I am just dissing on that terrible slogan!

  32. harvey posert says:
    April 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Bumper sticker seen in California:

    CHARLES SHAW FOR PRESIDENT
    Values you can believe in!

    (Disclosure: I do Bronco PR.)

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm

      harvey – HA!!!

  33. Dan G says:
    April 7, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Round is a shape just ask a grape!

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 7, 2012 at 8:52 am

      Dan – HA! Sesame Street? :)

  34. April says:
    April 7, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Be like wine and chill

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 7, 2012 at 2:36 pm

      Thanks, April!

  35. Bradley says:
    April 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    I like my wine like I like my women –
    dark, luscious and all over my lap while I'm driving.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 8, 2012 at 10:21 pm

      Bradley – in my experience, the best kind of car in which to do that is… someone else's!

  36. Mark F says:
    April 8, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    All I do is wine wine wine!

  37. Mark F says:
    April 8, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    One did one grape say to the other grape?
    "Does my skin make me look tannic?"

    ~I made this up I promise (if it is an actual joke that is completely coincidental)

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 8, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      Mark – HA!!

  38. kim B. says:
    April 9, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Quit wining and pour me some MEAD! (meadmaker here!)

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      kim – HA! Awesome!

  39. Renee Vimmerstedt says:
    April 10, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Wine Tasting..where spitting is just as good as swallowing

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 10, 2012 at 11:38 am

      Renee – HA!!!!

      1. Renee Vimmerstedt says:
        April 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

        I may have to get that shirt made regardless… lol

        1. 1WineDude says:
          April 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

          It would be criminal if you didn’t! :)

  40. Lorrie S. LeBeaux says:
    April 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Wine is a Lifestyle that chooses you, then you Marry… Lorrie S. LeBeaux

    1. 1WineDude says:
      April 10, 2012 at 7:01 pm

      Lorrie – and then you pay taxes…

  41. 1WineDude says:
    April 11, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Aaaaaand we have a randomly-selected winner! WenWAWino's comment was picked by the random number generator – congrats, WenWAWino (sending you an email to confirm your winnings)!

    Thanks again to everyone for the great comments!

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