I’m sorry, but someone had to say it.
Men should not wear cowboy hats. Well, most men shouldn’t wear cowboy hats.
They’re not cool. Cowboy hats look cool on approximately 0.002% of the U.S. population, and most of those are women, so sorry guys – chances are you are not in that population subset.
As evidence, I submit two photos from the Rocca Family Vineyards website. As is evident in the following examples, Patrick Swayze-style hair appears infinitely cooler than covering that same hair underneath a cowboy hat:
There is wine involved in this, of course – happily, Rocca Cabernet, from Napa’s Yountville area, is a darn sight tastier than Rocca’s cowboy hat-sportin’ fashion sense…