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Love Lost And… Well… Lost (2017 Thoughts On The PLCB)2 min read

Posted on January 4, 2017January 2, 2017 by 1WineDude

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It’s with some hesitation that I mention to you that I was recently quoted in a Metro.us article about my thoughts on the rebranding efforts of the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board, most of which were probably too obscenity-laden to print.

I’m not hesitant about the article itself, mind you, but I am hesitant about giving the PLCB any more attention at all, at this point. Primarily because there’s no love lost between me and the PLCB.

Actually, there’s no love between me and the PLCB, period. I hate the PLCB.

My friend Lew Bryson, also quoted in the article, puts it best when he describes the PLCB attempting to rebrand itself: “lipstick on a pig.”

To adequately describe how utterly f*cked up the situation regarding alcohol sales is under the state-run PLCB monopoly here in PA, I refer you to PA Rep. Adam Harris’s comments in a December HeraldMailMedia.com article, in which he describes PA liqour reform legislation that went into effect in 2016:

“…the two key components that most people will notice is that they allowed for the sale of wine in grocery stores and other outlets and, beginning in mid-January, beer distributors will be able to sell down to the single unit, including allowing for mix-and-match sales of six packs.”

Well, whoopde-f*cking-doo.

Eighty-three years after the end of Prohibition in the USA, Pennsylvania residents can buy wine and beer in the same way that most other states have already allowed for decades. Maddeningly, almost incomprehensibly, that is touted as progress under the PLCB and monopoly system in PA. Nothing is said, of course, of the issues with prices, how in-state wine producers’ products are treated, overall selection, shipping limitations, store employee knowledge-levels, and quality of service; because, hey, you’re allowed to mix a six pack now!

The PLCB remains a nightmare for knowledgeable PA wine consumers, who will only constitute a growing number of the population, given how easily wine product information is disseminated and consumed in our current, ultra-competitive wine market. And the fact that it remains such an anachronistic but powerful body in that market ought to scare the entire wine segment, at least a little bit, because no monopoly is going to make doing business easy on the back-end (there just isn’t enough incentive for mutuality – think about it).

It’s long past time to retire this dinosaur, and privatize the tiers of the alcohol business in PA; not just for the benefit of the Commonwealth’s residents, but quite probably for the benefit of the entire wine industry.

Cheers!

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2 thoughts on “Love Lost And… Well… Lost (2017 Thoughts On The PLCB)2 min read”

  1. the drunken cyclist says:
    January 4, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Dude, you know how I feel about the PLCB and I am sure you know how it is in other states. Having recently moved to Texas—far from the bastion of consumer freedom—I had forgotten how nice it was to go to the grocery store and do something insanely radical like buy a bottle of wine to pair with that night’s meal. On top of that, there is actually COMPETITION between stores vying for the customer’s business. I have been here six months and I still pinch myself on a regular basis. I now know how some people behind the Iron Curtain felt once the Berlin Wall fell.

    1. 1WineDude says:
      January 4, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      DC, you lived through the special circle of hell that is the PLCB. :)

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