Happy Holidays, beeeeaaatches!!!
Take whatever holiday wine drinking advice you read with a serious heaping of salt grains (yes, even mine), and then drink whatever you want… just make sure it’s good stuff (to you), okay?
Hug your SO/loved ones/dogs/cats/gerbils/nutria. Be kind. Be generous. Be merry.
Oh, and embedded below, there’s a little ditty from the Steve Liberace Band (partially pictured above) to get you into the holiday spirit.