Remember That Time It Got *Really* Cold? And We Had That $500 Cognac? (Frapin Extra Grand Champagne Cognac)

Vinted on January 9, 2014 binned in kick-ass wines, wine review

While you’re reading this, most of the U.S. will have just crawled out from under some of the most bitter winter cold to hit the country in over a decade. Not so much cold that gets into your bones so much as cold that gets into your soul, the kind of cold that embitters otherwise cheerful people towards life itself. This is Chill, With Extreme Prejudice.

I mention this “so frosty, this blows” scenario as contextual backdrop, because I couldn’t find a wine to match it in the sample pool. I had to turn to spirits to get my insides even close to a state resembling warmth.

Spirits are an appropriate choice, I think, for weather that cares not whether you live or die. And that’s because spirits aren’t drinks that care, either.

Really, if you try to imaginatively personify anything over 20% alcohol by volume, you come up with something that really doesn’t give a rat’s tookus what you think about it. When you get to 80-proof distilled spirits, you’re entering the honey-badger-don’t-give-a-f*ck territory of drinks.

In some ways, you gotta love the gaudily impressive sample of cognac that I had on hand, Frapin’s Extra Grande Champagne “Premier Cru” Cognac. A female acquaintance told me, upon tasting it, that “it makes me make ‘a face’,” scrunching up her nose. “That’s okay,” I answered, “don’t feel bad, it doesn’t give a damn what you think about it…”

Clearly, Frapin is into presentation. The Extra comes in a sort of faux leather two-piece carrying box with a portico that resembles the so-bad-its-beautiful gold-rimmed shape of the bottle itself. Which, incidentally, is fun to play with if you’re a five year old.


The combination of flamboyant packaging and exorbitant price tag ($500 per bottle, which seems high until you consider that Frapin also offers a “Premier Grand Cru” Grand Champagne cognac that clocks in at over $5000) got my hackles up a bit, and reminded me of why, when it comes to distilled wine-type products, I more often turn to what I’ve found to be (albeit in limited experience) slightly better value for money: namely, Cognac’s red-headed stepchild neighbor, Armagnac.

What I learned from this sample, however, is that it’s not safe to bet against Frapin, even if the cognac market overall is getting almost relentlessly pounded.

They’ve been in the French Cognac region of Grand Champagne since about 1270, with much of their history including winemaking and/or distillation. They now own the largest single-vineyard holdings (mostly of Ugni-Blanc, a.k.a. Trebbiano) in the area, and don’t have to buy their grapes, which means they can institute production edicts such as not allowing more than two hours between harvesting and pressing.

The result is something not to be trifled with, and that pretty much lives up to the hefty price tag…

NV Frapin Extra Grande Champagne “Premier Cru” Cognac (Grand Champagne, $500)

Grand Champagne in this case refers to the designation within Cognac, of course, and not to the region famous for bubbly (though Frapin’s owners also control high-end bubbly producer Champagne Gosset). Let’s get the production notes out of the way first: “100% Ugni Blanc. Frapin cognacs undergo an entirely natural fermentation: no cultivated yeasts are added. To retain freshness of fruit, filtration is not permitted at Frapin. Distillation is conducted in one of Frapin’s four special Charentes copper stills. Frapin cognacs are subject to a double-distillation process. Aging is conducted in Limousin oak casks. Frapin utilizes dry-cellar aging for Extra.” Ok, so… all Trebbiano grapes, double distilled in copper stills, no filtration, wild yeasts, 40% abv. Got it? Good, let’s taste this puppy.

The aromatic entry of the Extra is, in a word, superb. The copper-color of the juice predicts the whole experience pretty well; there’s cedar, cigar box, leather, rancio, dried fruit, and an overall vanillin sweetness that’s enticing. Now, I don’t know about you, but I hit this stuff straight, at slightly-chillier-than-room temperature, and put a wide berth between my schnoz and the glass (otherwise, all I smell is booze) and let the aromas waft up. If those aromas stay intense and focused at a distance, then chances are good that you’ve got something special, and that’s certainly the case once this Extra is freed from its portico-sporting-bling packaging.

After the initial (and fairly quick) Cognac burn, flavors of dried fruits, caramel, toasted nuts, and a sort of potpourri (yeah, seriously) linger. The real magic, though, is in how this cognac behaves once it’s in your mouth. The transition from mid-palate (which is just a fancy way of saying the time after you sip and before you swallow) to the finish (just directly before and after swallowing) is about as perfect as I’ve encountered for a spirit. It’s seamless. Just… poetry in motion right down your gullet. Then the finish starts, and it lasts for what seems like an eon, bringing all the spicy toastiness back with it.

If you get a chance to try this one by the glass somewhere, I’d submit a serious argument to you not to pass it up, particularly if it’s on the boss’ expense account. Frapin Extra is – particularly texturally – one of those seminal, daaang-remember-when-we-had-*that*? drinking experiences, I think.

Not that it gives a crap what I think…






  • The Drunken Cyclist

    It seems rather clear that very little of that $500 tag goes to an investment in copy writing….

    • 1WineDude

      I know, right? Not very sexy, is it? I think the funds haven't been spent on a tastefulness sense check on the packaging, either. But that's all good, because the stuff in the bottle is phenomenal.

  • Iain

    How long was it aged in oak? I don't remember seeing that mentioned…

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